Well with Christmas at the end of this week I thought I would play Santa and give a gift every day week. What better way then to start off with a Pipedream Icicle No. 22 Hand Blown Glass Massager.
Elegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with amazing attention to detail, this luxurious line of glass massagers will leave you breathless. Each hand-blown Icicle glass wand is sleek, unique, and made to play hard. The hypoallergenic glass is nonporous and body safe, and when cared for properly, is designed to last a lifetime. Run the wand under warm water or place it in the microwave to heat things up.
Chill it under cold water or put it in the freezer for a cool sensation.
Overall length is 8.75” with a girth of 3.91”.
Share with us one of your fondest holiday memories, anything!! Naughty or Nice!! :O)
Comment by Midnight tonight to be entered to win. We’ll pick a winner tomorrow morning….
Okay Okay you can’t actually win one of Charlie Sheen’s Goddesses, but you can win her tits! Yep, here is your chance to win Bree Olson’s CyberSkin Tit Job Stroker from Adam & Eve. Sure we all don’t make 1.8 mil an episode on a network sitcom TV show and have the opportunity to have live in models and pornstars, but hey, we can dream right?
These life like 34D breast were actually molded from Bree’s gorgeous boobies! You can really squeeze these bouncy, supple boobs together for a completely realistic sensation. Bite, lick, even worship them like Charlie a.k.a. “The Warlock” does, this “Goddess” like rack could be yours to enjoy! In addition to Bree’s Tits we are also giving away 2 of Bree’s signature colossal cocks. These quality, harness compatible, soft PVC cocks are realistic and waterproof for erotic exploits in or out of water.
So are you ready to WIN? Are you ready to feel what its like to have Tiger Blood? All you have to do is share with us which of Charlie’s recent quotes you like the most. This shouldn’t be too difficult since over the last week there have been plenty of them. You can either share below on this blog or on our Facebook page.
Also, you have a chance to earn additional entries if you suggest to your friends that they “like” our page and comment as well. Tell them to post your name on our wall and their favorite Charlie Sheen quote and you both are entered to win. Each friend of yours that post your name earns you an entry, simple as that!!!
Contest runs until mid-night Sunday night! Plenty of time to spread the word and maybe even hear a new quote or two from our friend Charlie! We will pick our 3 winners on Monday first thing!!
Alright let’s giveaway a We-Vibe shall we! As you may have seen this month for us here at Castle Megastore is “Go Green” month. Our friends over at We-Vibe make an awesome rechargeable toy for couples that is sure to “Recharge” your sex life. Up for grabs is a Purple We-Vibe II that we are sure you’ll love. Of course if someone who doesn’t like to enter contest then you can snap one of these up Right Here Right Now!
All you have to do is comment below and share with us what is the your most favorite thing to do with you special someone. That’s It!!!
Contest runs through the weekend and ends at Noon (MST) on Monday the 28th!
UPDATEWe’d like to Congratulate “Anamcara” She is our winner of the We-Vibe giveaway!
I just realized that March is just about over and you know what that means (besides awful heat if you’re in AZ) April Fools’ Day!!!!! Yep, April Fools Day is just a few days away and as you all know it is celebrated all around the world every year. Though it is referred to as All Fools’ Day, April 1 is not a legal holiday, but is widely recognized and celebrated as a day which tolerates practical jokes and general foolishness or as I like to call it Tom Foolery.
So in celebration of funny jokes and hoax, we’d like to giveaway a nice Burning Angel set of goodies. There is no correlation between Tom Foolery and Burning Angel products, I just happen to have several items of Joanna’s sitting at my desk.
THOSE ITEMS ARE:
Joanna Angel’s Silky Pubes - Pubic Hair Conditioner
Joanna Angel’s Hot Pink Pubes - Pubic Hair Dye
Joanna Angel’s Latex Body Paint - Bitch Ass Black
Joanna Angel’s Inflatable Doggy Style Love Doll
HOW DO I ENTER?
Great question and I bet by now you know what I’m going to ask. What joke, prank, or hoax do you have planned for April 1st and to whom are you going to do it to? If you don’t have anything planned you can still enter by sharing a prank you may have heard about or have done in the past. We want to hear it all! Now, we are going to let this contest run through the weekend giving everyone a chance to share reactions as well. After all the best part of a prank is the reaction.
Post your entry in the comments section below. Contest runs until NOON (MST) on Monday.
We just got our hands on a BIG box of these horny Plug-In Porkers from our friends over at Pipedream Products. So for Hump Day we thought we’d have a little fun around here in the marketing department and make a quick video to demonstrate how funny these are.
We’ll throw one of these Doggy-Style Duo’s into every order, while supplies last.
If you are bored at work and can’t stop thinking of sex just Plug-In these Porkers for a good laugh. Enjoy!!
Wooooohooooo! We hit 3,000 Facebook fans today and we couldn’t be more excited. We’ve come a long way! In this video we say thank you and throw a little comment contest out with some neat prizes. Enjoy!
We have a new product hitting stores and I managed to get my hands on one for a giveaway. *The Smitten Kitten Kit by Hustler Toys. With soft satin cuffs and mask, feather tickler and sleek mini bullet, the Smitten Kitten™ kit will have you begging for more. Who wants to play naughty? Here is your chance.
The Smitten Kitten Kit includes:
* Flirty Feather Tickler
* Sexy Satin Blindfold & Cuff
* Super Strong One Touch Mini Bullet
* Phthalate Free Body Safe Material
* Smitten Kitten = 56 Cals/Hr
Let’s make this a deep thought question! Answer below in the comment section in order to be entered to win. We will pick a winner from random at Noon on Thursday!
Question: What one thing have you not done that you really want to do?
UPDATE:
Congrats to Kenneth Davis, goodie bag winner! (facebook)
& Vickie Gordon, Smitten Kitten Kit winner! (blog)
We are super excited about hitting 5,000 Facebook Fans/Likes whatever you want to call it, that’s just a lot of people and we love you all. Thank you so much for following us as we continue to create fun and engaging content. As always, please don’t hesitate to share with us your feedback and questions. We have some exciting things coming up and we are thrilled to have each and every one of you along for the ride. Cheers!
Keith K.
OUR WINNERS
Congrats to Ariel Licari our SQWEEL Winner
Runner-Up Sean Coast runner - goodie bag!
We are celebrating our recent achievement of 7,000 Facebook Fans with a Giveaway. Leave a celebratory comment on this blog and when you do please select 1 of 3 items shown that you’d like to win.
1. Pipedream ICICLE No. 16 with anti-bacteral toy cleaner
2. grrl toyz Harness & Dong
3. Liberator Jazz Purple*
You can only enter your name for one prize. We will pick all 3 winners by Noon on Thursday!
Our friends over at Nasstoys sent me a some toys to giveaway and we couldn’t be more excited. As you can see above I have a Pistol Pump for all you men looking to become a Top-Gun and a G-Spot Arouser with Clitoral Stimulation for you ladies. In addition to the toys we are sweeten the pot by adding a $25 in store or online gift card for each winner.
There will be 2 winners and each winner walks away with:
Pistol Pump
G-Spot Arouser
$25 Castle Megastore Gift Card
How to Enter:
1) You will need to go onto the Nasstoys Facebook Page and “Like” their page. (1 entry)
2) Once you have “liked” their page you will need post a comment on Nasstoys page that simply states “Castle Sent Me”. (1 entry)
Here is where you can run away with it….....
3) Suggest to your friends that they “Like” Nasstoys page and once they do have them Say YOUR Name on Nasstoys wall. We’ll count how many times YOUR name is mentioned and the 2 top name getters will win.
Again, persuade as many Facebook friends of yours as you can to become a fan (a.k.a “Like”) of the Nasstoys fan page, and have them post YOUR name on Nasstoys wall.
Post something like this on your Facebook Wall:
Hey Everyone, Help Me Win this Contest! Go Like Nasstoys page and when you do please post MY name on Nasstoys wall to enter me into the Castle Megastore/Nasstoy giveaway. After you have done that then you can win this contest also by suggesting to your friends that they become a fan of Nasstoys too!
We’ll run this contest until next Tuesday July 19th at Midnight (MST).
It’s a fun “SAY MY NAME….BITCH” Contest!!! Good Luck!
